The Law of the Hammer.

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I’ve been meaning to write a set of laws for the hammer, but I ran out of imagination after these two:

Law #1: No matter how technology changes, there still isn’t much that can’t be solved with the sensible and practical application of a bigger hammer.

Law #2: If it didn’t require brutal hammer force to remove it, it usually won’t require brutal hammer force to put it back in.

A friend gave me this one.

Law #3: When you have a hammer in your hand, everything looks like a nail.

Just thought of another…

Law #4: No matter who you are, you will introduce a hammer to one or more of your fingers at an undesirable velocity at least once in your lifetime.

What’s your law of the hammer?

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[Rick]

Those are awesome!

[Andrew Button]

if the automotive industry controlled the hammer, it would be remotely monitored with a satellite link, and if one said anything against the state, that hammer just might accidently slip and hit ones hand…

[Nick Warner]

Many loud bouts of profanity are directly followed after the sound of a large hammer moving at high velocity.

If your hammer didn’t move something, get a bigger one.

Hammers can be a lot like guns. They are great things to have but no good comes from giving them to someone stupid.

[jake masters]

You can give a hammer to someone stupid. But only to hit them BC no one can fix stupid

[Mike]

A hammer is just a modernized version of a caveman’s club.

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[Nik]

If you miss your target it can get expensive fast.

[jake masters]

Don’t stop swinging in till it sounds expensive.

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