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A couple years ago at my dealership they hired a guy named Steven. He was around 25 and was a recent graduate from UTI, he also drove a late 90’s Dodge Neon with a big fart can on it and generally acted like a know it all douchebag. I didn’t care for his attitude, so I tried my best to stay away from him whenever possible, though I would help him out if he asked. He was almost always on his phone or outside smoking a cigarette, or both, or when he wasn’t he was going for an hour long test drive (Seriously, one day I swear he was gone at least 1 1/2 hours).
He couldn’t fix a sandwich let alone a car, and nearly everything he touched came back with either the same problem, or some new problem that he created do to his stupidity. He would go all gung ho and make a simple problem into a complex nightmare, hooking up all kinds of diagnostic equipment and sitting in the bay revving the engine, sometimes for hours at a time. If a car had a front end noise, he would call both inner and outer tie rods, upper and lower ball joints, struts/shocks, CV axles, basically everything on the front end. The parts guys started calling him the “kitchen sink”, because every time he would bring them an RO he would have 30 parts listed on it, asking for everything but “the kitchen sink.”
If he couldn’t figure it out on his own (and he rarely could), then he would go around to all the techs and ask them if they had seen the problem before and what it could be. I remember one time he had this lifted Ram 2500 (the lift kit was installed by him) that was making a clunking noise when turning to the left. He had that truck all day, took it on over 10 test drives, and had it up on the rack multiple times, perplexed as to what the problem was. I had just clocked out and was leaving when I saw him out back and he stopped me and asked me to look while he turned the wheel back and forth. Turns out, he had installed one of the bolts in the steering stabilizer upside down and it was rubbing on the toe bar. It took me literally 30 seconds to find a problem he couldn’t find in a day.
At the dealership I work at, no techs ever got fired. I had spoken to a couple of the guys that had been there over 15 years and both told me that they never fired a tech, no matter how bad they screwed up or didn’t come to work or anything like that, they all had quit on their own. So Steven was in no danger of losing his job, despite the fact that he wasn’t well liked by anyone in service (I could stand to talk to him sometimes, but most times I just found him annoying). When he either had nothing to do or couldn’t figure out what was wrong with the car he was working on, he would browse facebook, google and porn blogs, and took a cigarette break every hour or so.
He was hourly for the first 3 months or so, then management pushed him to flat rate and I know he didn’t make any money when he was flat rate. Service writers didn’t like giving him work, because it always took forever and would likely come back, and he was given to screw around anyways, so after about 9 months of flat rate and a 25 hour paycheck for two weeks, he put in his two week notice. This was on a Wednesday, and they gave him a couple cars Thursday and Friday. But come Monday he didn’t have anything, so he went to the manager (who was an ass) and asked if he had anything for him to do. He said “No, I don’t think we’re going to need you here any longer”, so he called someone with a truck, loaded up his toolbox and that was the last I saw of him. He needed to go, though.I’ve never seen a tech fired before, though, and that was the shortest lasting tech at my dealership. Don’t even want to think about how many detailers went through there, lol.
Do you guys have any stories like this?
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