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They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s
Receptionist who insists you tell her what is
wrong with you in a room full of other patients.I know most of us have experienced this,
and I love the way this old guy handled it.A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are
you seeing the Doctor for today?’‘There’s something wrong with my Penis’,
he replied.The receptionist became irritated and said,
‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ‘‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong
and I told you,’ he said.The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve
caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said
there is something wrong with your ear
or something and discussed the problem
further with the Doctor in private.’The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes,
and then re-entered.The Receptionist smiled smugly
and asked, ‘Yes??’‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’
he stated.The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice…
‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter…
[ Mess with seniors and you’re going to lose! ]
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from Toronto, says, ‘I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.
The second, from Montreal, responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.’
The third surgeon, from Saskatchewan, says, ‘No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’
The fourth surgeon, from Vancouver chimes in: ‘You know, I like construction workers…Those guys always understand when you have a
few parts left over.’But the fifth surgeon, from Ottawa, shut them all up when he observed: ‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine… Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.
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