How to fix your bmw that will not rev.

[Peter]

Warning: This fix requires heavy and dangerous tools that can ruin your car if the process is not performed correctly or the steps were taken improperly.

This trick will work on most BMW’s with electronic throttle bodies with a s***load of plastic underneath the hood

Step 1: Open the hood of your BMW

Step 2: Grab a sledgehammer

Step 3: Tap all the plastic parts under the hood. This includes all over the top of the engine, the fusebox, and anything else. Do this for about a minute.

Step 4: Start the car and rev it. If it revs, you fixed it!

Step 5: Repeat Steps 1-4 again if the issue persists.

Step 6: Go to a certified BMW mechanic to get the issue fixed.

If you have any questions, call Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear UK and he will be glad to help out.

Seriously, it actually works. If you do not believe me, watch Top Gear UK’s Africa special where they find the source of the nile. This episode is available on Netflix.

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[Mike]

I hear Jeremy Clarkson has been suspended indefinitely form BBC because of his affinity for hitting things.

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